IT'S ALL A BIT RANDOM

Admiral Nelson. Nice looking bloke aint he?

Looks like Tom Cruise??

I think that he should definitely play him in a film. Imagine him with white hair, make up and roundish eyebrows and an Admiral suit. I mean look at the  similarities between both of them!!

Tom Cruise is most definitely the perfect height to play Nelson. Besides I think him with an English accent would be haunting but in a good way. Also Tom Cruise' eyes change colour depending on the lighting usually from blue to green. Many protraits of Admiral Nelson look completely different too Tom Cruise but this one is a bit too strange because it looks a lot like him.

 

You have to remember that back in 'them' days, Admiral Nelson was a HUGE celebrity. Not just in England but all over Europe.

 

 

Imagine Tom Cruise with a missing right arm???

This is one of the many protraits that doesnt look like Tom.

 

 

INTERESTING FACT:

Artists exaggerated the heaviest part of the eyelids in their paintings, sometimes they thicken, thinner eyelids, this was seen as beautiful and attractive. They also exaggerated other human features. Beauty was obviously seen differently in those days!!!

 

Admiral Nelson didnt have an eye patch, it was a myth. HE did lose the sight from one of his eyes BUT his eyeball was still there!!!!!

 

Don't you like the protrait it's a bit freaky........

 

.....I LOVE IT!

 

 

 

 

 





The Interview

I've been struggling to think of what to write....

                                             Then it came to me like a light in the darkness!

                                                                                                                      I should be interviewed.

Yeah I like that idea,

                                    so... I have asked a 'certain somebody' to ask me some random questions, cause of course you cant have an interview without bleeding questions...can you!!

 

Here we go....

 

Question 1

Do you think women should have rights?

 

Well it depends what you mean by that. If you mean, should they get paid the some amount as male tennis players then no they shouldnt because male tennis players have longer ermmmm.... longer ermmmm...longer time playing tennis.

 

Actually, I dont understand your question, cause women have rights!

 

 

Question 2

Do you think that women should be head of the house?

 

No.

 

Why?

 

Because if your married, for example and say you pop out a few kids, the man is naturally supposed to be more dominate than the women. And you wouldn't want a weak and feeble man to be pushed around. by women..its not veruy manly, is it?

 

 

Question 3 

What do you do in your free time?

 

I don't know...what do I do in my free time???? Bleeding hell... Nothing! I dont like sports I dont even like watching it on tv. Who the hell likes to sit round and watch  Football or worst Golf? Its a waste of my life watching that crap! But, I would endure it though, if I was around friends that loved watching it, because if it makes them happy, I'm happy!

 

 

Question 4

What do you think about religion?

Religion is a bit like politics...init...I mean it makes people go crazy because their attitude is like, "I'm right, you're wrong." If your saying; do I think there is a God, then yes, obviously because things dont appear out of thin air. So yeah of course there's a creator...

 

 

Question 5

Do you think Gay Couples should be allowed to get married in a church?

I just saw that on the news, everyone's seen that...

Well at least not in church, because the church is for people that follow the bible and the bible says that, 'man shall not sleep with man'. If they get married in church and they are Christian dont you think that they become hypocritics? And besides its foul and wrong!

 

 

Question 6

What is your favourite colour?

Well I go through phases, but I gather that I like black because it goes with everything that I wear really...but blalck really isn't a colour so I guess yellow. Yellow is the prettiest for me, because its so lovely and happy and lovely and nice...wonderful really.....well...  having said that I dont really wear it.

 

 

Question 7

Whats' the most important quality in a boyfriend?

Right...ok...well...I like someone that would guide me through my life and maybe telling me what to do cause I'm a bit uncertain about things...but of course they got to look nice... I mean that's the most important thing about it really..  I like someone who looks like they are from the late 18th Century. Someone whose caring and has a  very mature personaility and at the same time can have a laugh.

 

 

Well, I guess that's it.

 

BYE!

I'M JUST GETTING STARTED

So you must be thinking why the hell I decide to name this Blog, Bleeding Ugly...or stranger still you may be thinking why I used Capital Letters...

...So for those we are not as clever as I am (which goes without saying)...The capital letters are there so my title stands out and of course it has worked because you are reading my Blog aren't ya!!! As for the title Bleeding Ugly I was inspired by my sisters Blog title, 'Bleeding Beauty'.

Does that make sense to you?

Good!
So now we've cleared that up...

....How are you?

What a silly question! You're not going to talk back to me are you.

This world is fully of crazy people. Don't you think?

Although there's no need to answer that question either because we all know it's true!

 

Anyway,  I guess what's more important is how am I?

How am I?

 

Well...

 

I'm BORED.

 

                                   S P A C E D  O U T

 

                                                                              and BLEEDING tired!